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[ironbuttmonkey]

"You know what to do."

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[bulwank]

I'm cleaning out the refrigerator. [Since most of the shit in thee is fucking konjac gel, Sanageyama should be told this.]

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[OH HE KNOWS he knows exactly what this is about.]

Don't touch my stuff.

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[bulwank]

Your stuff is exactly the issue, Sanageyama.

[Good. Then he knows he's the fucking reason why it's happening.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Do you know how hard it is to find this stuff here? We have to stock up as much as we can.

[""We"" meaning him.]

[bulwank]

Is it that hard to properly seal then as well? It stinks Sanageyama, I'm removing it from the refrigerator. Next time prepare it better for storage!

[ironbuttmonkey]

It's fine as it is.

It's a little stale, but as long as it hasn't gone mushy, it's still edible. You're throwing out perfectly good food!

[bulwank]

I would never throw out perfectly good food! Don't accuse me of something so WASTEFUL!

It is MUSHY AND DISGUSTING.

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[...]

Oh.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Well if you guys would actually eat some too, we wouldn't be so overstocked!

Even I can't eat that much of it by myself!!

[bulwank]

Are you blaming us for not eating your food that you improperly preserved!?

[ironbuttmonkey]

...not completely.

Like 30 percent. 45, tops.

[bulwank]

ANY PERCENTAGE IS UNREASONABLE! I KNOW YOU KNOW THE PROPER WAY TO STORE IT, SANAGEYAMA, THIS IS A PRODUCT OF YOUR LAZINESS.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Alright, alright! Tone it down big guy, I'll do it next time.

[bulwank]

Thank you. [That was easy, see?]

[ironbuttmonkey]

...on a completely unrelated note, Mankanshoku's stomach can handle expired food better than the average person, right?

[She's the only other person who eats it, so he isn't sure if she touched the expired stuff or not...]

[bulwank]

We are not going to FEED MANKANSHOKU EXPIRED FOOD! [Wtf Sanageyama.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Whoa, whoa, no, it's just--

I mean, she eats the stuff too. I don't know if she would have noticed it was expired or not, that's all. If it was there she might have eaten it.

I just figure with her eating habits it might not be a problem if she did, but...

[bulwank]

-!? [Sudden concern.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

I'll...ask her about it, just in case. Don't start freaking out.

[bulwank]

I already sent her a message concerning the issue. [No, no he's got this, back off. Making little girls sick, what's wrong with you man.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

So did-

Ugh, forget it. It's too late, I did too.

[IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE GOD.]

[bulwank]

Oh.

Well it's better to be prepared then.

[ironbuttmonkey]

...prepared?

[THAT'S NOT OMINOUS AT ALL.]

[bulwank]

It was concerning her health and the future konnyaku supplies you will be most likely purchasing in the future. Purchasing and preparing PROPERLY!

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Relief.

He thought you were gonna whip him for poisoning her indirectly.]

Oh that. Yeah, sure, I'll be careful.