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[ironbuttmonkey]

"You know what to do."

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[OH HE KNOWS he knows exactly what this is about.]

Don't touch my stuff.

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[bulwank]

Your stuff is exactly the issue, Sanageyama.

[Good. Then he knows he's the fucking reason why it's happening.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Do you know how hard it is to find this stuff here? We have to stock up as much as we can.

[""We"" meaning him.]

[bulwank]

Is it that hard to properly seal then as well? It stinks Sanageyama, I'm removing it from the refrigerator. Next time prepare it better for storage!

[ironbuttmonkey]

It's fine as it is.

It's a little stale, but as long as it hasn't gone mushy, it's still edible. You're throwing out perfectly good food!

[bulwank]

I would never throw out perfectly good food! Don't accuse me of something so WASTEFUL!

It is MUSHY AND DISGUSTING.

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[ironbuttmonkey]

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Oh.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Well if you guys would actually eat some too, we wouldn't be so overstocked!

Even I can't eat that much of it by myself!!

[bulwank]

Are you blaming us for not eating your food that you improperly preserved!?

[ironbuttmonkey]

...not completely.

Like 30 percent. 45, tops.

[bulwank]

ANY PERCENTAGE IS UNREASONABLE! I KNOW YOU KNOW THE PROPER WAY TO STORE IT, SANAGEYAMA, THIS IS A PRODUCT OF YOUR LAZINESS.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Alright, alright! Tone it down big guy, I'll do it next time.

[bulwank]

Thank you. [That was easy, see?]

[ironbuttmonkey]

...on a completely unrelated note, Mankanshoku's stomach can handle expired food better than the average person, right?

[She's the only other person who eats it, so he isn't sure if she touched the expired stuff or not...]

[bulwank]

We are not going to FEED MANKANSHOKU EXPIRED FOOD! [Wtf Sanageyama.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Whoa, whoa, no, it's just--

I mean, she eats the stuff too. I don't know if she would have noticed it was expired or not, that's all. If it was there she might have eaten it.

I just figure with her eating habits it might not be a problem if she did, but...

[bulwank]

-!? [Sudden concern.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

I'll...ask her about it, just in case. Don't start freaking out.

[bulwank]

I already sent her a message concerning the issue. [No, no he's got this, back off. Making little girls sick, what's wrong with you man.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

So did-

Ugh, forget it. It's too late, I did too.

[IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE GOD.]

[bulwank]

Oh.

Well it's better to be prepared then.

[ironbuttmonkey]

...prepared?

[THAT'S NOT OMINOUS AT ALL.]

[bulwank]

It was concerning her health and the future konnyaku supplies you will be most likely purchasing in the future. Purchasing and preparing PROPERLY!

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Relief.

He thought you were gonna whip him for poisoning her indirectly.]

Oh that. Yeah, sure, I'll be careful.

[bulwank]

[If she's poisoned.]

[If she is.]

Thank you.

There will be new space in the ice box when you return home, though that is no reason to fill all of it. You live with other people, be considerate, Sanageyama. [Inumuta's gonna get the same shit for all that junk he's some how managed to shove into the cupboards. Honestly, how many different boxes and tins of tea and snack foods do you need to buy?]