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Sanageyama, I need a favor of you.

[ like literally a minute after this ]

You don't think I would murder you, do you?

[ BEST CONVERSATION STARTER. ]

I'm cleaning out the refrigerator. [Since most of the shit in thee is fucking konjac gel, Sanageyama should be told this.]

Sanageyama? If I could have a moment of your time, it would be very much appreciated.

Sanageyama. I ... need your advice on something.

Edited 2014-09-17 14:46 (UTC)

When's your birthday?

[YOU BETTER PICK UP, THIS IS THE GIRLFRIEND CALLING.]

Go with her.

[ it's legitimate to leave boxes and ... leave, right? maybe, maybe not, but either way there's a bag that's dropped off addressed to Uzu Sanageyama, Merry Christmas, Annie because this didn't come wrapped and she wasn't going to attempt wrapping if she didn't need to. the bag probably even lights up if you toggle a switch, have fun wit that! inside is a (mostly) blank photo album and five friendship bracelets with attached (animal appropriate) charms, vaguely color coordinated for whatever each of his friends mostly seemed to wear/by their hair. the fifth might be a little more ~mysterious~ since it's trying to mimic colors satsuki wore on network, and the attached charm is, of all things, a ring, but she tried. she also made none of these but no one was actually surprised.

the only page of the photo album with anything on it has a photograph each of his friends from home and himself, mostly gleaned from the network and developed elsewhere (THAT WAS SO FREAKING HARD TO FIGURE OUT), even if nonon has been gone, and satsuki left relatively recently. enjoy your friendship bracelets, guy who taught her how to takee photos (the second time). ]

[ So you know what Annie was not expecting by and large for Christmas? Anything. Know what she got? Something. Some research showed that thank you notes were considered a polite way of acknowledging gifts, and so here is the note she writes and delivers sometime after Christmas, and before the New Year: ]

Uzu - I wanted to thank you for your gifts of glass ornaments to me this past holiday. It was a kind gesture, and is appreciated. I'll need to find someplace to keep them all once we replant the Christmas tree in the backyard. The cat finds them pretty, too.

May the New Year see you well.

- A. Leonhart

May 16th - 3PM

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