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[ironbuttmonkey]

"You know what to do."

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May 16th - 3PM

[databoner]

Sanageyama, I need a favor of you.

[ironbuttmonkey]

hold up
is this u or ur ai first

text > audio

[databoner]

It's me, and this is important. Don't reply with audio if you aren't in a secure area.

text;

[harryingjet]

[ like literally a minute after this ]

You don't think I would murder you, do you?

[ BEST CONVERSATION STARTER. ]

text; oh my god

[ironbuttmonkey]

u goin 2 jail for crimes u didnt do too or somethin

[Because apparently two people have so far, Trucy's dad and that other girl he saw mention it.]

text; help him sanageyama, you're his only hope

[harryingjet]

What? Of course not.

Inumuta's just worried because apparently an alternate version of me murdered one of our new arrivals--despite the fact that I myself would never murder a fellow Cybertronian.

[ all lies. ]

Audio/

[bulwank]

I'm cleaning out the refrigerator. [Since most of the shit in thee is fucking konjac gel, Sanageyama should be told this.]

audio;

[ironbuttmonkey]

[OH HE KNOWS he knows exactly what this is about.]

Don't touch my stuff.

audio;

[bulwank]

Your stuff is exactly the issue, Sanageyama.

[Good. Then he knows he's the fucking reason why it's happening.]

✨ voicemail

[disrobes]

Sanageyama? If I could have a moment of your time, it would be very much appreciated.

audio;

[ironbuttmonkey]

Yo, Lady Satsuki. What's up?

audio;

[disrobes]

I spoke to Gamagoori, and we agreed that it would be... a good idea to do something together. All of us.

So I'm calling to ask what you'd like me to make for you.

Voicemail;

[databoner]

Sanageyama. I ... need your advice on something.

audio;

[ironbuttmonkey]

What do you need?

Re: audio;

[databoner]

...I am possibly going to regret asking, but.

You know Annie Leonhart, don't you?

text

[lyingheart]

When's your birthday?

text;

[ironbuttmonkey]

28th of may
y

text;

[lyingheart]

[ sudden sinking feeling that she's going to get the why a lot ]

Because I didn't know. Now I do. Thank you.

[ how else do you learn these things YOU ASK #science

also congrats on being the second person with an actual answer instead of "yearly" or "i don't look at calendars" or "but i'm a giant alien from the scorpio sector we don't have birthdays tiny earthling" ]

[call]

[yatagarasu]

[YOU BETTER PICK UP, THIS IS THE GIRLFRIEND CALLING.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[OF COURSE.]

Yo.

[yatagarasu]

Hello!

...Do you like amusement parks?

text; 10-31-14

[databoner]

Go with her.

[ironbuttmonkey]

who
what
an where

dropped off on 12/25

[lyingheart]

[ it's legitimate to leave boxes and ... leave, right? maybe, maybe not, but either way there's a bag that's dropped off addressed to Uzu Sanageyama, Merry Christmas, Annie because this didn't come wrapped and she wasn't going to attempt wrapping if she didn't need to. the bag probably even lights up if you toggle a switch, have fun wit that! inside is a (mostly) blank photo album and five friendship bracelets with attached (animal appropriate) charms, vaguely color coordinated for whatever each of his friends mostly seemed to wear/by their hair. the fifth might be a little more ~mysterious~ since it's trying to mimic colors satsuki wore on network, and the attached charm is, of all things, a ring, but she tried. she also made none of these but no one was actually surprised.

the only page of the photo album with anything on it has a photograph each of his friends from home and himself, mostly gleaned from the network and developed elsewhere (THAT WAS SO FREAKING HARD TO FIGURE OUT), even if nonon has been gone, and satsuki left relatively recently. enjoy your friendship bracelets, guy who taught her how to takee photos (the second time). ]

forward dated letter I'M SORRY

[lyingheart]

[ So you know what Annie was not expecting by and large for Christmas? Anything. Know what she got? Something. Some research showed that thank you notes were considered a polite way of acknowledging gifts, and so here is the note she writes and delivers sometime after Christmas, and before the New Year: ]

Uzu - I wanted to thank you for your gifts of glass ornaments to me this past holiday. It was a kind gesture, and is appreciated. I'll need to find someplace to keep them all once we replant the Christmas tree in the backyard. The cat finds them pretty, too.

May the New Year see you well.

- A. Leonhart