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Well if you guys would actually eat some too, we wouldn't be so overstocked!

Even I can't eat that much of it by myself!!

Are you blaming us for not eating your food that you improperly preserved!?

...not completely.

Like 30 percent. 45, tops.

ANY PERCENTAGE IS UNREASONABLE! I KNOW YOU KNOW THE PROPER WAY TO STORE IT, SANAGEYAMA, THIS IS A PRODUCT OF YOUR LAZINESS.

Alright, alright! Tone it down big guy, I'll do it next time.

Thank you. [That was easy, see?]

...on a completely unrelated note, Mankanshoku's stomach can handle expired food better than the average person, right?

[She's the only other person who eats it, so he isn't sure if she touched the expired stuff or not...]

We are not going to FEED MANKANSHOKU EXPIRED FOOD! [Wtf Sanageyama.]

Whoa, whoa, no, it's just--

I mean, she eats the stuff too. I don't know if she would have noticed it was expired or not, that's all. If it was there she might have eaten it.

I just figure with her eating habits it might not be a problem if she did, but...

-!? [Sudden concern.]

I'll...ask her about it, just in case. Don't start freaking out.

I already sent her a message concerning the issue. [No, no he's got this, back off. Making little girls sick, what's wrong with you man.]

So did-

Ugh, forget it. It's too late, I did too.

[IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE GOD.]

Oh.

Well it's better to be prepared then.

...prepared?

[THAT'S NOT OMINOUS AT ALL.]

It was concerning her health and the future konnyaku supplies you will be most likely purchasing in the future. Purchasing and preparing PROPERLY!

[Relief.

He thought you were gonna whip him for poisoning her indirectly.]

Oh that. Yeah, sure, I'll be careful.

[If she's poisoned.]

[If she is.]

Thank you.

There will be new space in the ice box when you return home, though that is no reason to fill all of it. You live with other people, be considerate, Sanageyama. [Inumuta's gonna get the same shit for all that junk he's some how managed to shove into the cupboards. Honestly, how many different boxes and tins of tea and snack foods do you need to buy?]

[Yeah, if.]

Geez. You know, I could afford to buy something separate to store it all if it wasn't for Matoi.

Buy something to store it in for yourself then, but if it starts to stink and I smell it from where ever you're putting it, be prepared for it to be discarded.

[Matoi and Senketsu since he's been cooking more. Gamagori would like to cook but like hell he ever has room to store anything. Hence the kitchen cleaning-

well, whole apartment cleaning. He's a man on a rampage. Expect shit you left out of your room to be moved.]

If I buy something like that and you trash it, you're paying for a new one.

Do you really think I'd trash the entire unit? How does that make sense.

I'm just saying.

I'm not going to throw the entire appliance away.

That's okay then.

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