[Because ever since a Certain Conversation he had with Karen, now he's just paranoid about what would be otherwise taken as a harmless remark before now.]
He's just going to hang over Inumuta's shoulder and watch what he's doing. Completely silent. Also hovering inches away from actually being in contact with him, but not actually making contact. Because as the saying goes "not touching, can't get mad".
Walk away and he'll follow, but he won't say anything.]
[Well, he definitely doesn't follow after him. As Inumuta closes the door, right up until it's actually closed, it'll seem like Sanageyama's outside the entire time.
Except there he is, inside of the room with him.
Did you forget he's the fastest? So fast he can create tangible(somehow???) afterimages?]
[He sounds so calm to a ludicrous degree, like they're just having a nice normal chat and he hasn't been essentially stalking him the past ten minutes.]
Someone said something to me a little while ago, sort of like what you said, so I want to see if you said it for the same reason, that's all.
[Someone else has noticed? If it was someone they both knew- someone like Gamagori or Jakuzure, he would have said their name. Not that those two DIDN'T know, because they did. All three of them could tell Sanageyama liked Satsuki. But out of respect for the two of them, no one said anything. That, and Jakuzure would get really jealous. So even him leaking that much that he did, his acknowledgement of Sanageyama's feelings- or at least affected attitude towards Satsuki- was pushing it. Which is why he tried to leave so badly. Normally Sanageyama would probably just shrug this off, but because of this someone else, it's gained attention.
Fuck you, someone else.
Inumuta sighs.]
I simply meant that it was a situation I wanted to work through on my own and with the other person involved. When you had first lost to Matoi, would you have appreciated if I had intervened in the ensuing interactions you had with Lady Satsuki? The people we choose to have relationships with, we want to handle them ourselves, for the sake of... platonic intimacy.
[And then, another look to Sanageyama. After all, Inumuta knows Sanageyama has a girlfriend right now. One that isn't Satsuki. Talking to him about his ... potential crush on Satsuki, if he isn't already aware of it, would just spell disaster for his existing relationship.
[He turns away from Inumuta, only to look back and over his shoulder at him, hand raised. So. Exactly like the icon basically. Also be ready for smuganimelaugh.mp3 cause that's what you're getting.]
There you go being predictable again, Inumuta. [Shakes his head.] That's exactly what I knew you were going to say.
[He isn't so dumb that he really believes that, but...
Well, it's just easier if he does, isn't it? That's what he does. He fulfills his shounen role purposefully just to suit the situation. It's made a lot easier if people play along, even if it's just for his sake rather than others.]
But don't worry, don't worry. That's not a bad thing. I'll leave you to it now. I'm glad she texted you first, though. That's a good sign.
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That depends, does he have a crush on Annie.But really, that'd depend on what they're talking about. For the most part Sanageyama is a pretty open guy.]
...alright. Alright.
Look, I'm sorry - but you read what I said. You can see where I'm coming from, trying to get involved, right?
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Short blonds...You know what he's implying there, Uzu.]
...
I know what you're trying to do, and I appreciate the thought.
[A sigh.]
Leave it to me to mess up my first friendship with someone I wasn't introduced to by Lady Satsuki.
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[Entirely, anyway.]
She said she's not against the idea. That's something.
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[Which is a little uplifting.]
...I'll be sure to speak to her soon.
[SURPRISE, SHE MESSAGES HIM FIRST AND GIVES HIM A HEART ATTACK.]
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[He gives Inumuta a firm pat on the shoulder, smiling, trying to be reassuring.]
I have a feeling it'll work out. Just keep positive, alright?
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Yeah. I'll try.
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[Because ever since a Certain Conversation he had with Karen, now he's just paranoid about what would be otherwise taken as a harmless remark before now.]
Why did you say Lady Satsuki?
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Why do you think I said Lady Satsuki?
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I don't know.
Why did you?
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[And that's all the sound he makes. He looks to his wrist where his communicator tattoo is.]
It looks like Annie sent me a text. Excuse me, I have to take this.
[WALKING AWAY..........]
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H-hey, hold on!
[SURPRISE ASSHOLE HE CAN WALK TOO. And he's walking after him.]
Tell me what you meant!
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Do you mind? I'm doing something important.
[is that a blingee generator on his phones screen? It is.]
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Okay, fine. No problem.
He's just going to hang over Inumuta's shoulder and watch what he's doing. Completely silent. Also hovering inches away from actually being in contact with him, but not actually making contact. Because as the saying goes "not touching, can't get mad".
Walk away and he'll follow, but he won't say anything.]
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Lead the way nerd.]
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Except there he is, inside of the room with him.
Did you forget he's the fastest? So fast he can create tangible(somehow???) afterimages?]
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Once Inumuta turns, and yes, there's Sanageyama, he nearly has a heart attack. Grabbing at his chest through his shitty hoodie and everything.]
-Do you want to know that fucking badly?!
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[He sounds so calm to a ludicrous degree, like they're just having a nice normal chat and he hasn't been essentially stalking him the past ten minutes.]
Someone said something to me a little while ago, sort of like what you said, so I want to see if you said it for the same reason, that's all.
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[Someone else has noticed? If it was someone they both knew- someone like Gamagori or Jakuzure, he would have said their name. Not that those two DIDN'T know, because they did. All three of them could tell Sanageyama liked Satsuki. But out of respect for the two of them, no one said anything. That, and Jakuzure would get really jealous. So even him leaking that much that he did, his acknowledgement of Sanageyama's feelings- or at least affected attitude towards Satsuki- was pushing it. Which is why he tried to leave so badly. Normally Sanageyama would probably just shrug this off, but because of this someone else, it's gained attention.
Fuck you, someone else.
Inumuta sighs.]
I simply meant that it was a situation I wanted to work through on my own and with the other person involved. When you had first lost to Matoi, would you have appreciated if I had intervened in the ensuing interactions you had with Lady Satsuki? The people we choose to have relationships with, we want to handle them ourselves, for the sake of... platonic intimacy.
[And then, another look to Sanageyama. After all, Inumuta knows Sanageyama has a girlfriend right now. One that isn't Satsuki. Talking to him about his ... potential crush on Satsuki, if he isn't already aware of it, would just spell disaster for his existing relationship.
He's more of a bro than he's given credit for.]
Now can you leave the bathroom?
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There you go being predictable again, Inumuta. [Shakes his head.] That's exactly what I knew you were going to say.
[He isn't so dumb that he really believes that, but...
Well, it's just easier if he does, isn't it? That's what he does. He fulfills his shounen role purposefully just to suit the situation. It's made a lot easier if people play along, even if it's just for his sake rather than others.]
But don't worry, don't worry. That's not a bad thing. I'll leave you to it now. I'm glad she texted you first, though. That's a good sign.
[He opens the door...]
Later.
[...and Speeduzu withdraws coolly.]
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