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[ironbuttmonkey]

"You know what to do."

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[databoner]

You know who, and what, and where.

[ironbuttmonkey]

listen
my minds eye is gr8
but it cant read minds through txts
u either clarify or stop

[databoner]

And I don't need to read minds to know you overheard the conversation I had.

Lady Satsuki. Halloween party. Tonight. Go with her.

oh wait i forgot he decided to stop typing like a 12 year old when talking to inumuta

[ironbuttmonkey]

[OH NO HE FORGOT HE DECIDED TO TYPE PROPERLY WHEN TALKING TO INUMUTA.

SO NOW HE'S DOING IT. IC REASONS. NOT OOC ONES AT ALL.]

Why?

sanageyama arbitrarily decides to be a baby to Inumuta is why

[databoner]

Two reasons. Lady Satsuki wants companionship at the model party she's going to, and I have previous engagements.

You know the second reason.

yes

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Second reason...]

I'll ask her about it.

She might just have been trying to get you out of the house so you don't eat all the candy.

[databoner]

I won't be eating all of it. I'm not lying about having other plans.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Wait, really?

[SEE EVEN IF HE WAS LYING UZU WAS JUST KIND OF GOING ALONG WITH IT.]

What are you doing?

[databoner]

Do you really think if I intended on telling you, I wouldn't have done so by now?

[ironbuttmonkey]

Not for another seven minutes of trying to drag it out of you.

If you tell me now we'll be ahead of schedule.

1/2

[databoner]

...


I would like to be ahead of schedule...

[databoner]

Fine. I am going over a friend's place to watch classic American horror movies.

1/3

[ironbuttmonkey]

THAT'S the big secret? You had me thinking you were up to something interesting for a second there, geez.

The only way that'd be something worth keeping a secret is if it was a

[Text cuts off.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[No way.

Nooo waaay.

Nooooo waaaaay.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Houka.

You sly dog.

[HE HAS BEEN WAITING SINCE THE DAY THEY STARTED CALLING HIM DOG TO MAKE THIS JOKE.

HE NEVER THOUGHT HE'D GET THE OPPORTUNITY. And he might have ruined if since he's jumping to conclusions here but. THREE YEARS OF WAITING!!!!]

Audio now

[databoner]

[Literally changed to audio... just so Sanageyama could hear his pained groan at that joke.]

How long have you waited to make that joke?

audio back

[ironbuttmonkey]

I dunno...two years? Two and a half? Whenever the whole animal names thing became frequent.

I honestly thought I'd never get the chance, but here we are.

[databoner]

I give you credit for dedication to the joke, but you're wrong. We're just watching movies.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Then why are you making such a big deal out of it?

We all know you have friends.

[databoner]

Because I wanted to avoid that kind of reaction as much as possible.

[ironbuttmonkey]

But look how easily it got resolved.

Plus did you really think Lady Satsuki wouldn't believe you if you just said it wasn't a date? Jakuzure's the only person who'd insist otherwise to make fun of you for it, and she isn't here.

[So much for not knowing the who, what and where, since he apparently knew all this.]

Not to mention you didn't tell her it wasn't one outright.

[databoner]

I think you underestimate Gamagori's sense of humor at poking at my expense.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[...]

No way. Really? Him?

[databoner]

Yes, really. You're never around when he does it, though.

[ironbuttmonkey]

I can't believe the big guy's been holding out on me all this time.

Is he any good at it?