Inumuta's just worried because apparently an alternate version of me murdered one of our new arrivals--despite the fact that I myself would never murder a fellow Cybertronian.
sry dude but ur the one who said u wouldnt care if humans all got killed off like the first time u spoke w/ me wat am i supposed 2 say here "yh thats not suspicious im sure hes a swell guy past the indifference 2 genocide" or somethin
Well that was before I got to know you! Of course I wouldn't say something like that now, not after you and the others have taught me so much about humanity.
Well of course you're great. You've...helped me broaden my horizons! And taught me about new types of animals and other human things like petting zoos! And, may I say, you've been an excellent teacher.
[ You know how when you're put on the spot and you can't think of anything so the first answer out of your mouth is insanely stupid? That's what Starscream's going through right now. ]
French fries.
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except inumutas approval counts 4 like 95% of ur grade so u failed actually tough luck
bein serious tho i wudnt evn rly care if he said he was gonna throw u out just cuz he doesnt like u w/o any real reason id still kick u out cuz he wanted u gone u came 2 the wrong guy about this ss sry him >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u as far as im concerned
ok but cmon surely u knew that was on the table anyway if u DID try somethin we're not just gonna be like ok w/e just let this dude mess w/ us y not its common sense
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Inumuta's just worried because apparently an alternate version of me murdered one of our new arrivals--despite the fact that I myself would never murder a fellow Cybertronian.
[ all lies. ]
then you're screwed
wat am i supposed 2 say here
"yh thats not suspicious im sure hes a swell guy past the indifference 2 genocide" or somethin
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like what
tell me how great i am
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Well of course you're great. You've...helped me broaden my horizons! And taught me about new types of animals and other human things like petting zoos! And, may I say, you've been an excellent teacher.
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answer in five words or less
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French fries.
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And my jacket.
[ nailed it. ]
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well u'll be glad 2 hear on the written part of the exam u got full marks
u passed
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so u failed actually
tough luck
bein serious tho i wudnt evn rly care if he said he was gonna throw u out just cuz he doesnt like u w/o any real reason
id still kick u out cuz he wanted u gone
u came 2 the wrong guy about this ss sry
him >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> u as far as im concerned
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guys like family 2 me
if he says ur out ur out
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i mean if u tried anythin we wud stomp u in2 the ground anyways
be a bit more optimistic
[Yes, that's really him trying to be reassuring.]
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BECAUSE IT ISN'T.
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if ur not plottin anythin ur safe
right
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Most people don't try to reassure with 'we'll beat you up if you step out of line.'
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surely u knew that was on the table anyway
if u DID try somethin we're not just gonna be like
ok w/e just let this dude mess w/ us y not
its common sense
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dnt worry
if u do anythin ill be the first one to beat u up ok
i got ur back
[Of course, this is all just intentional. Sanageyama's far smarter than he acts.
HE REMEMBERS THE MAKO POST.
KARMA, MOTHERFUCKER.]
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