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[ironbuttmonkey]

"You know what to do."

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[ironbuttmonkey]

hold up
is this u or ur ai first

text > audio

[databoner]

It's me, and this is important. Don't reply with audio if you aren't in a secure area.

audio;

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Alright, hold on. Let him just go to a more isolated area nearby, takes about five or six minutes before he responds.]

What's up?

audio;

[databoner]

... I've messed up.

[It's not often when Houka admits this sort of thing. Let alone to Uzu. But... Iori isn't here.]

If government figures show up at our apartment asking for my laptop, please destroy it.

[HE'S ASKING YOU TO DESTROY HIS LAPTOP THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.]

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[ironbuttmonkey]

What?

[databoner]

I'm not repeating myself.

[ironbuttmonkey]

What the hell are you after doing? Hacking the Government?

[databoner]

...

[ironbuttmonkey]

You hacked the government didn't you.

[databoner]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Yes, he did, but he's not going to admit it over the phone like this. Come on Sanageyama, like he'd incriminate himself like that. Just take his silence the first time as a yes.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Well, you're still an idiot.

[FOR HACKING THE GOVERNMENT OH MY GOD INUMUTA.]

Where are you now?

[databoner]

Undisclosed.

Will you do as I asked, if it comes down to it?

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Of course.]

Yes.

[databoner]

Thank you, Sanageyama.

... I'll be back in a few days. I hope.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Ugh.

Stupid friendship.]

Just keep yourself safe, alright. Don't do anything stupid.

[Anything else, he means.]

[databoner]

Isn't that my line?

[ironbuttmonkey]

You can say it to me if I ever punch the president in the face.

[databoner]

Are you really that mad at me?

[ironbuttmonkey]

You shouldn't have tried something so soon. We've only been here a month, we have no influence, only as much cash as the next guy.

I mean I can't believe I'm saying this, but it was reckless.

[databoner]

...

[Wow. He really fucked up hard, didn't he? Even Sanageyama is calling him reckless. But he has all this pressure to always be in the know, to find things out, to be on top of everything, information wise...]

I have my reasons.

[ironbuttmonkey]

I don't really care what your reasons are, or what you're doing either.

It's the consequences that matter. If this were Honnouji, you'd have been stripped of your rank and kicked out of the student council.

[See, he understands your situation right now very well. Actions have consequences. Fuckups have worse consequences.]

[databoner]

Do you think I don't know that!

[Accidentally raising his voice... Deep breath. Calm down. He has enough self respect to not let Sanageyama know just how much he's freaking out about this.]

I'm handling it.

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[...]

[ironbuttmonkey]

You will. I know.